May 15, 2018
Chris and Owen go searching for their origins in the Alien almost-prequel Prometheus but discover to their horror they were wrong. They were so wrong!
Prometheus is directed by Ridley Scott, written by Jon Spaihts and Damon Lindelof, and stars Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, and Idris Elba practicing his squeezebox in lieu of giving a crap about his character.
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