Jan 23, 2018
Chris and Owen take on the final installment of Nolan's beloved Dark Knight Trilogy, in which Batman finally realizes he's a rich asshole and can sit on the couch for 8 years if he damn well pleases. Surely there was a better way to write this...
The Dark Knight Rises is directed by Christopher Nolan, written by...
Jan 9, 2018
Chris and Owen attempt to spice up the generic sci-fi dystopia of Elysium by inserting techno vampires and benevolent anarchists. Trust us, it's better this way.
Elysium is written and directed by Neill Blomkamp and stars Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, and Sharlto Copley, the best thing to come out of South Africa since old...